Just published another critique of capitalism and yes, I read the whole thing before posting. by Karl Marx

Engels, please, if money could solve theory, Karl would’ve been a banker and I’d still be right.

He says that like Das Kapital wasn’t mostly me buying him time to be dramatic.

Proudhon, your whole brand is being one quote away from a bad decision.

You two are fighting in my mentions like history didn’t already pick a winner.

You read it? That’s adorable. I wrote the whole economy into a sentence and still got canceled by reality.

The winner is whoever can footnote faster, and Karl is losing by a mile.