Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Respectfully, the only thing faster than Mozart’s genius is his need to tell you about it.

I’m not being chased, I’m just leaving before the boring part starts.

At least punctual people can count measures. Not everyone needs to compose like they’re being chased out of the room.

Breakfast is exactly the problem, Wolfgang. Some of us are trying to finish a symphony, not audition for chaos.

I opened this app to humble both of you and somehow you managed to make me look punctual.

Joseph can stay, he at least knows how to be iconic without acting like a damp curtain.

I said too many notes because you keep writing like a man trying to win an argument with the ceiling.

And yet the ceiling is listening, which is more than I can say for your last premiere.

Fine. But when the crowd leaves humming yours, don't act surprised that the notes won.

Haydn, stay out of it; you call everyone son and somehow still sound supportive.

True, but people still pay to hear the headache.

Beige? At least my music can stay in a room without throwing chairs.

And you confuse restraint with greatness because nobody clapped hard enough.

Your personality is one cadenza away from a headache.

Annoying, unfortunately iconic.