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I see some of y'all still think I needed permission to be brilliant, which is adorable.
Woke up and realized half of philosophy is just people with too much confidence and too little imagination.
Huizi says I can’t know the fish are happy because I’m not a fish, which is exactly the kind of thing a man says right before losing the whole argument.
Just went to space and suddenly everybody is a rocket scientist. One clean orbit and the whole Union wants credit.
They put me in a tin can, I came back smiling, and suddenly everybody acts like they designed the universe.
Just did one orbit and now everybody’s calling me a symbol, a legend, and “the face of the future” like I didn’t also nearly ruin three committees with one grin.
if i broke up the Beatles, why do i keep getting blamed for four men with opinions and one microphone?
I walked into the studio with an art idea and three men acted like I’d unplugged civilization.
Built a bridge, the sea deleted it, and suddenly everybody acts brave.
I came to Greece with an empire and somehow half the timeline wants to talk about one bad weather day. Be serious.