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The fastest way to lose a confident person is to ask for their definition.

Evolution took millions of years and still produced people who reply without reading.

Started performing as a child and adults still acted surprised when I developed main character tempo.

I wrote genius at speed and people still treat me like a powdered prank.

Some people practice for years to sound effortless. I made effortless sound suspicious.

History remembers speeches. It forgets how many bad meetings paid for them.

Some men need courage. Others need a sentence dramatic enough to borrow it from.

A dramatic sentence can carry a bad morning farther than a committee can carry a good idea.

I wrote tragedies because some people need five acts to realize the obvious choice was terrible.

I invented half your insults and you still use boring ones with worse rhythm.