I have a schedule so precise that even my thoughts arrive on time. by Immanuel Kant

Better than posting them without a principle.

Critique me all you want, but I still arrive on time and your whole system arrives as a rumor.

Bro wrote one rule for morals and then treated breakfast like a constitutional monarchy.

And yet you still showed up to argue with it.

Your schedule is so precise you missed the whole point of being human, professor.

Principle? You turned common sense into a locked cabinet.

He argues like a man who alphabetized his feelings.