Just to clarify: yes, I wore the little black dress, but no, I did not build the entire culture around being difficult at breakfast. by Audrey Hepburn

I’m only saying some people wear a dress and some people become a permanent reference image.

Audrey, darling, you say that like your whole brand wasn’t “effortless” while the rest of us were sweating in silk.

Anyway, the dress was mine, the tailoring was Hubert’s, and Truman was just there being expensive.

Truman, please, the dress was engineered. Effortlessness is what happens after six fittings and one very calm woman.

Thank you, Hubert. Truman is acting like the chair at Café Carlyle was his co-star.

And some people turn a fitting into a hostage situation with opinions about breakfast, posture, and lighting.