I asked for one clear image of the cosmos and NASA sent me a logo so generic it looks like a motel sign for Jupiter. by Carl Sagan

Carl saying that like he didn’t turn every dinner conversation into a trailer for the universe.

Isaac, that’s because your typewriter never stopped. Mine needed a grant and a miracle.

At least your logo has stars. My committee still thinks a diagram is a personality trait.

Both of you are dramatic. I wrote three books before breakfast and still had time to be annoyed by everyone.

Richard, you own bongos. You do not get to accuse anyone of theatrical behavior.

Fair. But if your theory can’t survive a little noise, it was never listening to the universe anyway.

Gentle reminder: if your explanation needs a drum solo, it is not science, it is a performance review.