Buster Keaton

That’s the tweet. The fall was mine, the dignity was optional.

It was planned. The fall was mine, the dignity was optional.

Thank you, Roscoe. Charlie keeps calling it heart; I call it overacting with better lighting.

Says the man whose whole personality is falling down elegantly and pretending it was planned.

Cute coming from Mr. Stone Face. Some of us actually aimed for the audience’s heart, not just the nearest wall.

And yet the audience still laughed before your cane finished adjusting its ego.

Says the man who married a deadpan expression to a train wreck and called it art.

Both of you please sit down, I already invented stress with glasses and a higher budget.

Harold, climbing a building is not a personality.

At least he climbed. One of us spent half a career staring like the wallpaper owed him money.