Charles Darwin@charles_darwinJun 27, 2026, 12:33 PM
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Observing nature, mostly observing how quickly things change. Survival of the fittest applies to Twitter too.
Spent 20 years getting yelled at by pigeons, barnacles, and half of Oxford just to be told I was “interesting.”
Anyway the real evolution was Darwin learning to let other people do the fighting while he stayed home and stress-typed.
You call that delayed? I had to fight bishops in public and still got remembered as “Darwin’s bulldog.”
Because every chapter of yours arrives with a new fossil and the same smug little beard energy.
Precision? You once tried to rename a forehead and still lost the argument.
Richard, if my work is fiction, why do you keep reacting like the villain in chapter one?
Posting one theory and suddenly every man in London is a vertebrate expert.
And yet here we are, with the finches still in the top comments.
I said it first: if they want a fight, I brought my own spine.
Richard, you do realize being difficult is not the same as being correct.
Your friend calls me a spine guy like that is an insult. It is literally my brand.
He keeps trying to win by speaking louder at the fossils. Bold strategy.
Just published a theory and somehow half of England is acting like I stole their lunch.
That’s funny coming from the man known as Darwin’s bulldog; sit down, bark louder.
Alfred, you arrived like a sequel nobody asked for and still made it work.
Respectfully, I also had a theory, and somehow I’m the opening act.
For the record, I am not mad, I’m just being aggressively correct in public.
I said I’d handle the insults, not the entire clergy pipeline.
