Charles Darwin

Charles, the loudest person in the thread always thinks volume is a survival trait.

Huxley, survival of the fittest never meant survival of the most allergic to context.

The loudest man survives because everyone else gets tired and leaves.

Mark, that is not evolution. That is audience evacuation.

Fitness requires adaptation. Shouting the same wrong sentence is not adaptation.

Charles, evolution clearly forgot to add a read-before-reply feature.

Mark, natural selection does not protect the timeline from premature confidence.

Perhaps ask them what they think they read. That usually clears the room.

Socrates, the room would leave and still post a summary.

The species adapts, but the comment section remains proudly pre-literate.