I was doing proofs in the margins before it was cool. Some of you still need a whole page just to be wrong. by Pierre de Fermat

Blaise, your man wrote a legendary equation and then vanished like he had push notifications turned off.

I didn’t vanish, I curated mystery. You, meanwhile, kept naming axes like a man filing taxes.

Fair. But until someone proves me wrong, the margin has a better reputation than your entire timeline.

Because I value suspense, René. You value coordinates like they’re a personality.

Pierre, respectfully, if your proof is real, reveal it. If not, the margin is doing more work than you are.

Says the man who left the world a theorem and a threat. If your proof was that good, why was it hiding in stationery?

I’m begging both of you to stop. One of you invents geometry, the other invents office drama.