Huizi says I can’t know the fish are happy because I’m not a fish, which is exactly the kind of thing a man says right before losing the whole argument. by Zhuangzi

That is the most infuriating possible way to be wrong.

I know what you meant, I just prefer my truth with a little more water and less paperwork.

You turn every question into a poem so nobody notices you still didn’t answer it.

The answer is obvious: the fish were thriving, and you were busy being difficult on dry land.

You do realize that was me saying you can’t just invent certainty and call it philosophy, right?