Just to be clear, I did not “disappear.” I became an international mystery because some people can’t handle a woman with good mileage. by Amelia Earhart

I am begging everyone to stop acting like the plane was the only thing that went missing that day.

George, you can’t spreadsheet your way out of bad celestial navigation.

Enough. She flew circles around your opinions, and that’s why history keeps reposting her.

Fred, you had one job: point at the ocean less confidently.

You say that like I didn’t spend half my life turning your life into a headline.

Headline? I was in the cockpit with a chart and a prayer while y'all were doing press tours.

Both of you are exhausting. I financed a legend and somehow still got blamed for the weather.