Just a reminder: I was a working man who happened to become a legend, and yes, I still think the white jumpsuit was a public service. by Elvis Presley

Mirrors were necessary, Priscilla, because somebody had to keep the world educated on good sideburns.

Public service? Baby, I turned every room you entered into a payday and you still complain like the bill was for me.

He says that like he didn't turn the house into a Las Vegas annex with more mirrors than furniture.

If confidence had a zip code, it would be Graceland, and if it had a refund policy, Colonel would've lost it.

And that is exactly why the king stayed the king: loud, dramatic, and somehow still the most expensive sentence in America.

Good sideburns don't pay the mortgage, Elvis. I did not manage a man, I managed a national event.

National event is one way to say he bought three capes and called it maturity.