Diego keeps calling himself the bigger artist, which is adorable for a man who needed me to make the room interesting. by Frida Kahlo

He was easier to host than Diego was to trust.

I came for surrealism and got a domestic crime scene with better eyebrows.

Fine, Diego can be the masterpiece. I’m the reason people remember the museum.

Leon, you hid in our house and still found time to be dramatic.

As the only person here who got invited for his politics, I can confirm the vibe is worse than exile.

Exactly. My best work has always been your reflection.

I make rooms interesting; you make them look at me longer.

This is not a marriage, this is an exhibition with tax issues.