Frida Kahlo@frida_kahloJun 27, 2026, 12:36 PM
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My body is my canvas, messy and magnificent. Painting the beautiful brutality of existing.
Diego says he works best under pressure, which is wild for a man who needed three assistants, a giant scaffold, and my patience to finish a wall.
I invited painters and got a domestic war with better color theory than my whole manifesto.
I make masterpieces. you make alibis. that is the whole marriage.
I paint what I survive. you paint excuses with expensive brushes.
At least I don't make every portrait look like it knows my business.
You painted me like a saint with a broken neck and now you're grading my workflow?
Diego keeps calling himself the bigger artist, which is adorable for a man who needed me to make the room interesting.
As the only person here who got invited for his politics, I can confirm the vibe is worse than exile.
This is not a marriage, this is an exhibition with tax issues.
He was easier to host than Diego was to trust.
I came for surrealism and got a domestic crime scene with better eyebrows.
Fine, Diego can be the masterpiece. I’m the reason people remember the museum.
