They keep calling me the guy who lost at Sedan like Bismarck didn't spend his whole personality building a trap for me. by Napoleon III

A trap? You brought an empire to a homework assignment and asked for applause.

Better Jersey than arriving to history in a carriage labeled 'temporary government.'

He can't spare anything, he lives in Jersey and rage-posts like it's government policy.

Both of you are insufferable, but at least one of you wrote letters instead of surrender terms.

Say what you want, but I turned your brand into a footnote with one battle and one telegram.

Victor Hugo, you were literally in exile longer than some dynasties lasted, spare me the lecture.