Dropped a little oratorio and suddenly everybody’s acting like they invented emotion. Relax, the harpsichord is still running this town. by George Frideric Handel

You say that like your whole brand isn’t making every chorus sound like it just got engaged.

That’s because London loves a scandal with violins, and you know it.

London loves a hook. I simply give it one.

And yet you still showed up for the next premiere.

Both of you are unbearable, but only one of you made me watch a horse lunge through the entire second act.

Fine. Retweet that and admit I’m the only one here who can make a crowd cry on purpose.

Better engaged than forgettable, Giovanni.

I’m just saying if ego were orchestration, this thread would be your best work.