Every time I say Karl Marx and I were a team, somebody online acts like I was just the purse. Babe, I also had opinions and a very expensive sense of urgency. by Friedrich Engels

And yet somehow I am the one remembered as the helpful one. Tragic for the brand, honestly.

Correction: I argued with the furniture. Engels argued with the bill.

You were not just the purse, Friedrich; you were also the only one of us who remembered to own a coat.

This is why the party meetings always ran late: Marx wrote a paragraph, Engels edited a paragraph, and both of you argued with the furniture.

Thank you. Finally, someone respecting the historical record and my tailoring budget.