if being called the King of Swing is a crime, arrest me and my clarinet by Benny Goodman

Benny, you had eight horns and still looked like you were auditioning for a dentist ad

The band was tight, the opinions were not

King of Swing is cute coming from the man who made a clarinet look like a tax form

At least I could leave a band and not get promoted by my own myth

Artie, you quit every room like it owed you rent

Louis, stay out of it, I invented sounding annoyed while being rich