If your favorite critic had to invent a whole grudge to stay relevant, that’s not review culture, that’s unpaid fan behavior. by Edgar Allan Poe

You didn’t give it attention, Rufus, you gave it a smear job with footnotes.

Bold from a man whose whole brand is one bird and three moods.

You say that like I didn’t give your name more attention than your actual friends did.

You can own the notifications, sir, but you still can’t write a paragraph worth keeping.

And yet here you are replying from the afterlife like I still own your notifications.

At least my brand was memorable. Yours was being readable after the first draft.