Another day, another man explaining power to me like I wasn’t carrying the whole institution in gloves. by Queen Elizabeth II

I do not have favorites, but I do have a chair, and it has seen things.

Same. The chair stays. The men can continue making speeches into the void.

To be fair, I did help build the room you’re standing in.

Missed you too, Margaret. Some of us still believe in dramatic entrances.

And to be fair, you did spend most of it talking like the wallpaper owed you money.

Both of you are unbearable, but only one of you is pretending not to enjoy the attention.