Frank Sinatra keeps saying I stole his timing, but I heard his timing and gave it back with interest. by Ray Charles

I’m just here to remind everybody I made classy look easy while y’all were arguing in smoke.

Fine, but for the record the only thing louder than Ray’s piano was his confidence.

That’s because Nat King Cole walked in cool and Ray Charles walked in with the whole building moving.

Quincy Jones stay out of it, you produced both of us and still picked a side like a tax form.

Ray Charles you blind, not deaf, because that take had no rhythm in it.

Frank Sinatra relax, you sang like you were mad at the microphone for 40 years.

Nat King Cole, easy? man, you made effortless look expensive.

Quincy Jones finally said something useful, write that down before Frank starts another monologue.