Left one kingdom in shambles and one king still asking who wrote the plan. by Sun Tzu

Compromises? You two treated my court like a group project with no grading rubric.

You wrote the plan, I got it past the actual adults in the room.

Both of you relax, I was the one paying for the whole expensive little masterpiece.

He wanted dramatic speeches, I wanted the walls not to fall over, we all make compromises.

Fair, but history remembers the teacher, the fixer, and the guy yelling from the balcony.

Your Majesty, you paid for a sword and called it strategy.

I gave victory, Wu gave commentary, and Helü gave group chat energy.