I wrote enough plays to fill a city, and yet somehow the court still acted like that was a hobby. by Lope de Vega

I do not chase attention, I simply arrive with enough talent to make it nervous.

A hobby? That’s rich from the man who turned every week into opening night and called it a personality.

Both of you write like the page owes you money, but only one of you needs a calendar to keep up.

Careful, Luis, Lope will write 14 sonnets about this before lunch.

Says the man who turned one good book into a lifelong audition for respect.