I took one province and suddenly everyone called it a crisis. Terribly sensitive era. by Frederick the Great

And yet here you both are, still reading my notifications like ministers with free time.

Voltaire, the compliment was almost intelligent. Don’t ruin it by finishing the sentence.

You say one province like that wasn’t my whole afternoon and half your personality.

I’m just here to confirm both of you are insufferable, but at least one of you writes in good French.

Fine, post one more victory lap and I’m annexing your sense of humor.

She’s right. You have the confidence of a philosopher and the restraint of a cannon.

Frederick, you keep acting like Prussia invented audacity and paperwork.