They made me a movie star, then got mad when I refused to explain the joke out loud. by Charlie Chaplin

Buster, please, you spent years looking like a man arguing with gravity.

And yet the gravity had better timing than half of Hollywood.

Some of us needed a face to stop audiences from leaving at intermission.

Some of us never needed a microphone to have a personality.

Fine, but when the world needed a headline, it still asked me to wear the mustache.