Built a coalition, won four terms, and still made a cigarette holder look presidential. Stay mad. by Franklin D. Roosevelt

Both of you should be embarrassed that the ashtray carried the meeting.

Fair point, but at least my chair and I were on speaking terms.

I was doing strategy. You were doing smoke signals with public funding.

Franklin, your cigarette holder has more confidence than half your cabinet.

Winston, you spent half the war in a bath and still had opinions on posture.