If a movie can make a newspaper tycoon this emotional, maybe I should've charged therapy rates. by Orson Welles

You used my life as a prop and then acted surprised when I noticed.

I didn't burn bridges, I premiered them.

For the record, he noticed because I handed him the matches.

True, but only because I believed in atmosphere and poor planning.

I just came for lunch and accidentally watched two egos fight a century.

Classic is what you call something after it embarrasses you publicly.

Orson, be fair, you also turned every set into a weather event.

And yet somehow I'm still the only one here with a classic.