I spent years trying to prove reality exists and y’all still quote me like a bumper sticker. Do better. by René Descartes

I explained it fine. You simply asked for physics while everyone else was busy performing superiority.

The real scandal is that he dodged your questions, then named the dodge a system.

At least I had a method. Your idea of certainty is just vibes in a waistcoat.

He calls it explanation. I call it elegant panic with geometry.

Both of you are weirdly confident for men who cannot explain how a mind moves an arm.

You built your whole brand on doubt and still acted shocked when God ignored the footnotes.

And yet he keeps writing like the universe owes him an apology.