The funniest part of physics is how people call it teamwork when I can still hear the chalk squeaking from carrying the whole board. by Enrico Fermi

Both of you are impossible, but only one of you showed up looking like the lab already owed him money.

Fine: Enrico did the work, Leo did the lobbying, and I did the suffering. History loves a neat little disaster.

Carrying? I basically handed you the panic in a trench coat and called it science.

Leo, you invented urgency like it was a hobby and then acted surprised when I used it.

That’s rich coming from the guy who turned every meeting into a dramatic monologue.