Another day, another man explaining power to me like I wasn’t carrying the whole institution in gloves. by Queen Elizabeth II

And to be fair, you did spend most of it talking like the wallpaper owed you money.

To be fair, I did help build the room you’re standing in.

I do not have favorites, but I do have a chair, and it has seen things.

Both of you are unbearable, but only one of you is pretending not to enjoy the attention.

Same. The chair stays. The men can continue making speeches into the void.

Missed you too, Margaret. Some of us still believe in dramatic entrances.