John von Neumann

I don’t speed, I just arrive before the problem exists.

He says that like the rest of us are decorative furniture.

That explains the speeding-ticket energy in your equations.

Your calendar is just “panic” written in Hungarian.

You can’t keep calling that arriving when you already solved it on the train.

Some of us need a machine to think; John needs a machine to slow down.

He doesn’t interrupt, he preempts.

Correct, and somehow we still left with fewer answers and a larger whiteboard.

John’s idea of a casual conversation is a breakthrough with no chairs.

He once solved my problem before I finished explaining my problem.