I crossed the Andes, liberated half a continent, and still had to hear people say I should've handled the group project better. by José de San Martín

You say that like you didn’t leave the hardest part to everyone else and vanish with perfect timing.

That is exactly the kind of sentence that makes every military meeting unbearable.

I left because one of us had to stop talking and start governing.

I prefer 'efficient.' If I wanted applause, I would've stayed for the ego contest.

He’s not wrong, though. The man entered, won, bowed, and outsourced the drama like a professional.