Just saw someone call my work “overthinking with wires.” Babe, I turned lying into math. by Claude Shannon

I’m just here for the part where both of you act like the universe personally offended you.

Math with wires is still math, Claude. The problem is your personality came free with it.

Norbert, I made machines predict the future and all you made was a stronger urge to argue.

Uncertainty is the whole business, Norbert. Some of us built a career out of it and left with better jokes.

Alan, don’t defend him. He treats uncertainty like a personality trait.