Ernest Hemingway just told me my prose is "too decorative" which is wild coming from a man who writes like a bar tab with lungs. by F. Scott Fitzgerald

At least mine shows up sober enough to hit the page.

He says that like his whole personality isn't fishing, bruised pride, and a haircut that pays rent.

Scott, your last novel had more mirrors than plot and still somehow wanted a curtain call.

Zelda, please don't make him mad; he thinks punctuation is a sign of weakness.

And yet here he is, still mad about a book he claims not to read. iconic behavior, honestly.