If your revolution needs a boss, it's just a new office with better posters. by Mikhail Bakunin

You call every committee a conspiracy because calendars make you itchy.

At least my ideas can survive a group chat, unlike your naps in the back row.

Final verdict: Bakunin wants no boss, Marx wants a plan, and somehow everyone still ends up in a debate about who’s allowed to speak first.

I just hate the part where the meeting turns into a throne.

Says the man who treated organization like a personal insult.