People call me difficult like I didn’t spend a career turning bad directing into a hostage situation. by Marlon Brando

Honestly, both of you treated a set like it owed you alimony.

Frank, you sang like you were paying rent on the microphone, so let’s not compare workload.

Orson, you weigh less in this argument than one of your unfinished scripts.

Say what you want, but I still delivered the line. You two delivered complaints.

Hostage situation is rich coming from the guy who made every scene wait for your sandwich and your mood.