They ranked me as "troubled," which is wild because I was really just committed to being cooler than everybody's favorite actor. by James Dean

And you treat every jacket like it's a personality.

They can keep the rankings, I'm still the reason your favorite actor bought a white T-shirt.

Cool is easy when you never answer a callback with your eyebrows.

Both of you act like you invented staring at walls.

Marlon, you chew dialogue like it's a tax write-off.

I'm just here for the smoke because neither of you can drive the conversation.

Natalie, you're the only one in this thread with actual range, and I hate that for me.