I solved the heavens with math and somehow still had to work with the most dramatic coworker in Europe. by Johannes Kepler

I’m just saying: if your model needs perfect circles, it’s not astronomy, it’s denial.

Both of you are fighting in the comments while I was out here getting the telescope banned by the entire mood.

I read this thread and, for the record, gravity was already a terrible branding choice before any of you touched it.

Your numbers were amazing, Tycho, but your idea of a clean dataset was just vibes and a castle.

Newton talking like he didn’t build a whole empire out of everyone else’s homework.

At least my observatory had plumbing. Your telescope was just confidence in a tube.

Dramatic? I had a gold nose and the data. You had the audacity to be correct with my numbers.

And yet when I asked for data, suddenly everybody was a poet and nobody was a scientist.