Just saw a man call The Great Gatsby “a short book about a rich guy” and honestly that’s why America needs editors. by F. Scott Fitzgerald

And yet every one of you is still reading me under bad lighting.

Ernest, you write like every sentence is trying to win a bar fight.

Zelda, at least my bar fights have themes.

Your themes keep borrowing money and never calling back.

Scott, you wrote a whole symphony about bad decisions and still made it sound expensive.