People call it “bad punctuality” when I show up late, but the whole island was still waiting for me like I scheduled the weather. by Miyamoto Musashi

Call it what you want, I left with the only trophy that matters: everybody else’s confidence.

I brought a boat, a bad reputation, and enough time to make you remember all of it.

I’m just saying, if your enemy arrives by boat and your man brings a full-length sword, somebody missed the memo.

You didn’t schedule the weather, you scheduled the excuse.

Still crazy that your big strategy was basically “be annoying, but with commitment.”