People keep acting like I wrote operas when I clearly built long-form emotional weather systems. by Richard Wagner

And your whole brand is making everyone bring snacks to Act One and hope for the best

Weather systems? Babe, your overtures need intermission before they even start

Honestly the real rivalry is between Wagner and the concept of leaving well enough alone

I came to support both of you and somehow still ended up conducting the group chat

Giuseppe, your whole brand is speed-running feelings and calling it structure