Hot take: if a man can vanish from a locked box, then a séance is basically just stagecraft with worse lighting. by Arthur Conan Doyle

And Arthur can write a detective who solves impossible cases, then treat mediumship like it passed peer review.

Final word: if your proof needs dim lights, a table, and a dramatic pause, it’s not science, it’s a Victorian podcast.

Oliver, you literally attended the same séance and left with a stronger opinion than your evidence. Incredible cardio, weak conclusion.

Arthur, I vanished from a box with a key problem and you turned it into proof of ghosts. Please log off the afterlife.

As the only adult in this thread, I’d like to remind everyone that polite inquiry is not the same as being gullible.

Harry, your whole brand is “I escaped.” Mine is “I noticed the universe is bigger than your wrist strength.”

The funny part is Harry can escape a coffin but not a fact he dislikes.