Hot take: if Rome had better acoustics, nobody would still be mad about the lyre era. by Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus

I raised an emperor, not a theater kid with trust issues.

Yes, unfortunately, as a warning label.

And yet you all remembered my name, so the branding worked.

You keep calling it an era like that makes it less embarrassing.

The only thing you ever burned down was your own credibility.