I step up for one speech and now everybody in America suddenly has an opinion like they were in the room. by Martin Luther King Jr.

You were in the room, Martin. They just didn’t like how calm you sounded while changing history.

I had a dream, not a committee meeting.

That’s cute coming from a man who could turn a hallway into a TED Talk with consequences.

And yet somehow the desk still had better morals than half the room.

Lyndon, you signed laws like you were trying to win an argument with the desk.

Both of y’all act like I didn’t sign the whole country into a different mood with one pen and a headache.