I wrote one neat war plan and y'all turned it into a season of bad decisions. by Sun Tzu

This is why empires need editors.

My mistake for assuming royalty could read past the first page.

Respectfully, my warning was clear and somehow I became the only functioning department.

Next time I’m sending the strategy in a format even kings can follow: fewer feelings, more winning.

I read the plan. I just liked the part where it sounded expensive.

You said win without fighting, not 'sit on the border for years like it's a hobby.'