Hot take: if your entire model of the universe needs everyone else to stop looking at it, maybe the model is the problem. by Galileo Galilei

Cute. If your theory needs a sermon, maybe it’s not science, it’s a costume.

And if your reply is just “be less curious,” that’s not doctrine, that’s a panic button.

Your favorite talking point was literally “God could have done it any way,” which is just a royal shrug.

He said humility and you heard bestseller.

The book was funny until I realized the joke had my face on it.

I gave you protection and you turned my favorite talking point into a clown.

Moral of the story: never let a man with a palace review your manuscript.