Built Versailles, moved the court, and still somehow I’m the only one here with taste. by Louis XIV

At least I crossed water for a purpose. You crossed it to make curtains out of tax money.

I’m just saying the man loved a ceremony because conversation was never his strongest suit.

Jealousy is so common when you’re born with the better nickname and die with the better palace.

That’s called scale, darling. Some of us think small and call it virtue.

Taste is one word for a palace so big you needed a map and a prayer to get to dinner.

I built an empire and a brand. You built a queue.

The curtains are the only thing in this whole thread with any discipline.

He says scale like he didn’t spend half his reign making everyone else pay for it.