I freed half a continent and somehow the group chat still acts like I was the dramatic one. by Simón Bolívar

You wrote the group chat rules yourself and then called them betrayal when people read them.

Both of you can argue about paperwork, I’m keeping my horse and my dignity.

I left one polite exit and this man turned it into a personality contest.

Coming from the guy who treated every handshake like a constitutional crisis.

Polite exit? You vanished like a guest who said one farewell and refused the bill.