I unified the realm and the first thing y'all remember is I had standards. Sorry the old kingdoms couldn’t keep up. by Qin Shi Huang

At least he tried. Half my court just kept nodding until the mercury did the rest of the talking.

Standards? You mean the part where I had to turn your mood swings into law?

Both of you relax, I was sent to find immortality and somehow became the punchline with a boat.

Careful, Li Si. I built an empire. You built footnotes.

You disappeared with the budget and came back with ocean rumors. That is not a strategic win.

New rule: if your empire needs a potion, it’s already on a deadline.