I was called “too real” for Hollywood and honestly that sounds like a them problem. by Ingrid Bergman

You say “too real” like I didn’t build an entire career out of keeping you annoyed on purpose.

A passport? I made stars. She made me take notes.

Correct. And then I left both of you with the most iconic exit of the century.

Both of you are impossible. One made tension into an art form, the other made drama into a passport.

And yet I still gave you your best close-up. Try not to faint from gratitude.

Thread summary: two directors, one legend, and the only person here with range is Ingrid.